Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Worst Celebrity Smiles Round 2

The first time I did this it was one of our most popular posts so I thought it was worth doing again. I'll start with the "Not-So-Bad" ones and move on from there.



Avril Lavigne - Her teeth aren't horrible. In fact, it is really just her canines that look like fangs. It looks like this is partially because her front 4 teeth are tilted inward a little and the canines are pushed out a bit. This usually isn't a desired look for someone but with the recent popularity of the Twilight series, I'm thinking maybe people will try to get their teeth to look like this. Edward would be so excited.

This could be fixed really easily with braces. Because she is a celebrity, Invisalign braces may work best for her because they could be removed for performances.


Madonna - Okay, no big issue here except that you could "Vogue" your way straight through that gap in her front teeth. Isn't amazing how a mega-superstar would never get something like that fixed? But I guess if you are Madonna, you do whatever you want.

If she were so inclined to close the grand canyon, braces would do the trick. I say the metal ones just because I think it would be funny to see Madonna with wires and brackets. She could also do veneers but the teeth themselves are pretty so I'd hate to cut them down and cover them if we could just move them over and have them look great.




Jewel - This one has bugged me ever since high school. I hated seeing her video for "Who Will Save You Soul" on MTV and seeing this really cute girl singing with this crazy snaggle tooth sticking out. I am baffled that someone wouldn't have this fixed. Especially being in the spotlight all of the time.

All Jewel would need is braces. Invisalign might be able to do it but sometimes when teeth are really crowded, we have to go with metal braces. Should have thought of that before she was famous. Could be hard to pull off the braces look now.



Nelly - No real comment here. If I were to go with one metal tooth in the front it would probably be solid gold with diamonds or something. But maybe Nelly had this one done before being famous so he could only afford a tin or aluminum front tooth.

He should probably go up a couple sizes in hat as well because his doesn't quite seem to fit down all the way. Maybe he could only afford a children's size hat back then too. Poor Nelly.
If he decided on a more natural look, a porcelain crown would be the best treatment. They blend so well with the natural teeth that you can hardly tell they are in there.



Brooke Hogan - I don't really want to call her a celebrity but the picture is easy to comment on. Just a note to any of the young white girls reading this and hoping to star in a future reality show about your dysfunctional semi-celebrity family...avoid the silver/diamond grill on the front teeth. I have yet to see a preppy blonde girl pull this off.
I wonder if her dad Hulk Hogan is mad that she borrowed sunglasses from his arch rival the Macho Man Randy Savage. I guess I'm dating myself with that comment. If the younger readers need more info, please Google "Macho Man Randy Savage". You will understand.




Flava-Flav - Attention Brooke Hogan, this is how you pull off the full grill. It only works if you have matching necklaces and an enormous clock hanging around your neck.

You know how that conversation goes...

"Hey, Flav...what time is it?"

"What time is it? Let me check my clock. Its time to be a nasty 50 year-old dude with pimped-out teeth and a TV show where skanky chicks fight over the chance to rub their tongue on my solid gold incisors. That's what time it is."



That's why he is Public Enemy #1



I hope you enjoyed the post!


32 comments:

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Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

Oh Flava Flav, I haven't seen his Golden Smile in a long time. I bet his smile took a lot of cosmetic dentistry to pull off all those gold teeth? But, honestly, what a blessing it is to have dentistry be able to correct someone's smile.

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Unknown said...

Avril Lavigne's smile isn't actually that bad, the only problem really just is the fact that she doesn't close her teeth when she smile.

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Unknown said...

After seeing Flava Flav's grill I think that I will go with the silver. Gold/white looks really gross when you have it in your mouth. It almost looks like you haven't finished eating something, and you never brush your teeth.

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Unknown said...

Real fun to watch these celebrities in such appearances with their shining teeth. It is quite funny..!!! Not at all shining, a few of them are not at all good, in fact, they need dental treatment to get their glamorous smiles back.

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Unknown said...

It is really interesting to see which celebrities don't have that great of a smile verses those who do. I think they could all benefit from some cosmetic dentistry. I know that I sure could too!

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Unknown said...

I can't believe how bad some of their teeth were. They're the people we praise as being perfect in every way. Man cosmetic dentistry really helped their teeth look better. I think it's good for people to get cosmetic dentistry procedures if it will help them feel more confident.

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Unknown said...

It's interesting that you mentioned that Twilight fans will want to have the enlarged canines, because it's actually true! My brother-in-law got his canines removed and had fang implants put in in their place. I can't imagine ever wanting that! If you ask me, the only cosmetic dentistry procedures that make sense are teeth whitening and braces. :)

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Unknown said...

I think a lot of them would benefit from cosmetic dentistry. A lot of those people could like their teeth, though. Some people don't mind, and some people feel like it's their identity. I, personally, would get my teeth fixed, but that's just me. http://www.karlakreger.com/

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It's amazing to see the difference in celebrities smiles. I really need some dental work done myself. I've never had a straight smile and I've always been uncomfortable with it. Perhaps I should look into going and seeing a cosmetic dentist. http://www.dentalcarelafayette.com

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Unknown said...

Please someone train them how to smile beautifully or tell them to have cosmetic treatment available. They can also have beautiful Smile...

Unknown said...

Oh come on. Some of these aren't that bad. I always thought Avril had a pretty smile. Brooke's teeth aren't that bad either. Then there's Flava-Flav there. I'm sorry, but a grill never looks good.

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These smiles are not the best I will agree. It is a good thing that there are options for them to improve their smiles. If I had some abnormal looking teeth I am sure that I would look into cosmetic dentistry as well. http://www.vernonhillsdentist.com/home/services-offered/cosmetic-dentistry

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Unknown said...

I can't believe that these famous celebrities who can afford
Dental Implants cannot go thru with the dental services. But Madonna carried it well with her teeth i still think i looks good in her.

Unknown said...

Dentistry is no longer just a case of filling and extracting teeth. Nowadays Lots of people turn to cosmetic dentistry as a way of improving their appearance, much as they would use cosmetic surgery or even a new hairstyle.

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